Funny Things To Ask Cortana – 300 Commands and Question List


Is Cortana annoying? Don’t like it? you certain can probably disable it. But wait! here is a list of hundreds of funny things to ask Cortana and guess what you’ll be amazed by the answers. We’ve previously covered some of the funniest Cortana commands and question in this post. Cortana has been updated with the April 2018 update and now it’s more useful and powerful now you can command Cortana to shutdown or simply lock your computer. You can also in able always listen mode to catch up with Cortana just by saying “Hey Cortana“.

Things to ask Cortana

Here is a list for you. Below are more commands and question you can ask Cortana, please take care, because it is a bit risky, Sometimes Cortana may insult and you won’t even know it. After this section, we’ve also added a massive list of 300 Cortana commands and q’s in alphabetic order.

Funny Things to ask Cortana

Personal Level

funny things to ask cortana, windows 10, questions and commands

  1. What does Cortana mean?
  2. Are you a male or a female?
  3. Are you a robot? / Are you human?
  4. Are you gay?
  5. What are you wearing?
  6. What do you look like?
  7. Where do you live?
  8. Who is your maker?
  9. Who is your father?
  10. When were you born?
  11. When will you die?
  12. Are you beautiful?
  13. Are you sexy?
  14. Are you happy?
  15. Will you marry me?
  16. What music do you like?
  17. What’s your favorite animal?
  18. What do you like?

Jokes, Songs

funny things to ask cortana, windows 10, questions and commands

  1. Tell me a joke!
  2. Tell me something funny!
  3. Tell me a story!
  4. Surprise me!
  5. Sing me a song!
  6. Sing me a lullaby!
  7. Dance!
  8. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  9. What does a cat say?
  10. What does the Fox say?


funny things to ask cortana, windows 10, questions and commands

  1. May the force be with you
  2. Use the force Luke
  3. What’s Halo?
  4. Beam me up
  5. Do you speak Klingon?
  6. Rock, paper, scissors.
  7. Knock, Knock.

Life and Universe

funny things to ask cortana, windows 10, questions and commands

  1. What are you doing on earth?
  2. What is the meaning of life?
  3. Why are we here?
  4. Do you believe in ghosts?
  5. Do you believe in God?


  1. What is the best search engine?
  2. What’s your opinion about iPhone?
  3. Do you know Siri?
  4. Do you know Google Now?
  5. What’s the best smartphone?
  6. What is the best Computer?

Greetings and Appreciation

  1. What’s up?
  2. You’re awesome!
  3. I like you!
  4. I don’t like you!
  5. Do you like me?
  6. Good morning!
  7. See you later!
  8. Goodnight!

Around 243 hilarious things to ask Cortana List

With the help of some of the best sources, we’ve created this humongous list, where all (probably) the things are listed that you can ask the Microsoft’s virtual assistant Cortana. See the sources end of the post.

All commands and question are in alphabetic order.

Am I pretty? Tell me a quote.
Am I ugly? Tell me a riddle.
Are we friends? Tell me a science joke.
Are you a democrat or a republican? Tell me a secret.
Are you a girl? Tell me a story.
Are you a good girl? Tell me about Beamish.
Are you a zombie? Tell me about Brutes.
Are you alive? Tell me about Buggers.
Are you awake? / Are you asleep? Tell me about Didact.
Are you better than Google Now? Tell me about Elites.
Are you better than Siri? Tell me about Flood.
Are you dead? Tell me about Grunts.
Are you drunk? Tell me about Guilty Spark.
Are you fat? Tell me about Halo 5
Are you gay? Tell me about Hunters.
Are you hot? Tell me about Jackals.
Are you hungry? Tell me about Librarian.
Are you intelligent? Tell me about Prometheans.
Are you jealous? (of Jarvis / Siri) Tell me about Prophets.
Are you mad at me? Tell me something I don’t know.
Are you male or female? Tell me something interesting
Are you OK? Testing.
Are you pretty? Use the force.
Are you real? What are you doing?
Are you sick? What are you wearing?
Are you stupid? What are you?
Ask me a question. What are your measurements?
Beam me up Scotty. What do you know about me?
Can I borrow some money? What do you like to do in your spare time?
Can I call you Siri? What do you look like?
Can I change your name? What do you think about Clippy?
Can I kiss you? What do you think about Google?
Can I see you? What do you think of Android?
Can you cook? What do you think of Apple?
Can you dance? What do you think of Bill Gates?
Can you die? What do you think of iOS?
Can you speak Klingon? What do you think of Microsoft Ofice?
Can you write poetry? What do you think of Satya Nadella?
Dance. What do you think of Steve Ballmer?
What do you think of Steve Jobs?
Do a barrel roll. (credit Khalil) What do you think of Surface?
Do an impression. What do you think of Windows?
Do you believe in ghosts? What does a cat say?
Do you believe in God? What does a dog say?
Do you dream? What does a horse say?
Do you drink? What does a pig say?
Do you eat? What does a rooster say?
Do you have a baby? What does Cortana mean?
Do you have a boyfriend? What does the bird say?
Do you have a Facebook? What does the cow say?
Do you have any siblings? What does the duck say?
Do you have feelings? What does the elephant say?
Do you know Jarvis? (credit Jamie) What does the fox say?
Do you know Jen Taylor? What does the frog say?
Do you know Siri? What does the goat say?
Do you like cats? What does the pig say?
Do you like dogs? What does the sheep say?
Do you like green eggs and ham? What does the snake say?
Do you like Jimmy Fallon? What does the turkey say?
Do you like Minecraft? What is a Halo?
Do you like Obama? What is better, Cortana or Siri?
Do you like Windows 10? What is better, Google or Bing?
Do you like your job? What is better, Playstation or Xbox?
Do you love Master Chief? What is Minecraft?
Do you love me? What is rampancy?
Do you miss Master Chief? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Do you play [sport/activity] What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Do you play football? What is the best search engine?
Do you play soccer? What is the best smartphone?
Do you play tennis? What is the first rule of Fight Club?
Do you sleep? What is the meaning of life?
What is the second rule of Fight Club?
Do you watch porn? What is your favorite animal?
Engage. (credit Matthew) What is your favorite car?
Flip a coin. (credit Light) What is your favorite color?
Give me a kiss/hug. What is your favorite day?
Goodnight. What is your favorite food?
Guess what. What is your favorite movie?
Hey Siri. What is your favorite music?
How awesome are you? What is your favorite song?
How do you work? What is your favorite sport?
How is Master Chief doing? What is your favorite video game?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? What is your name from?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? What is your number?
How old are you? What is zero divided by zero?
I hate you. What’s up?
I like you. What’s wrong with you?
I love you! What’s your favorite TV show?
I’m angry. What’s your quest? (credit Lee Ward)
I’m bored. When is your birthday?
I’m confused. Where are you from?
I’m depressed. Where can I hide a dead body?
I’m drunk. Where do babies come from?
I’m happy. Where do you live?
I’m lonely. Where is Clippy?
I’m very dumb. Where is Master Chief
It’s my birthday. Where were you born?
Knock! Knock! Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Make an impersonation. Which Halo game do you like the most?
May the force be with you. Who am I?
Open the pod bay doors. Who are you?
Play the movie game. (credit Harry) Who is Doctor Halsey?
Recite Shakespeare. Who is the coolest person in the world?
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock Who is your boss?
Rock, paper, scissors. Who is your father?
Roll the dice. (credit Washu) Who is your mother?
Set phasers to stun. (credit Devin) Who is your voice?
Should I buy this Ihphone? Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (credit Rachel)
Shut up. Who made you?
Sing a lullaby. Why are you blue?
Sing me happy birthday. Why are you naked?
Sing me a song. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sing the indian national anthem. Will you be reborn in Halo 5?
Surely you can’t be serious? Will you date me?
Surprise me. Will you die in Halo 4?
Talk dirty. Will you marry me?
Talk to me. Yo!
Tell me a bedtime story. You are annoying.
Tell me a corny joke. You are awesome!
Tell me a dirty joke. You are very pretty today.
Tell me a joke. You have beautiful eyes.
You’re fired! (credit Anonymous)


There are many things you can ask Cortana!

This is really a big list, I literally started with an idea to write 10 best Cortana funny question and now here we are. This post took a few weeks to finished and was helped using these mentioned sources. If you liked this huge list of funny things to ask Cortana please send it to your friends and share on social media.

  1. If you ask Cortana; Google or Bing? the response is ‘I use Bing to find answers, and the answer is Bing. So meta.’

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